~>゜)~~~ 

Is that… Is that suppoed to be a snake?

Oh, wow, that’s actually pretty cool, man! Haha, looks almost like me!

;D Hey Cortez, was just wondering if you've ever fell in love with another pokemon~

I sure have! Quite a few times actually, haha..

In the past it hasn’t really worked out for me that well, but I’m hoping in the future I’ll have much better relationships.

Anonymous:
41, 12

41. Where I would like to live

I’m happy exactly where I am now to be honest! I don’t want to move anywhere else. I’ve got access to food and that’s all I really need.

12. The reason behind my last break up

HAHA… I’m too stupid apparently! I believe that’s all she said to me before leaving. Hmnh…

Anonymous:
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26. An internal conflict I have with myself

Wowwww, these questions sure are getting deep.

I guess the only conflict I have is that I’m sometimes really, really stupid and don’t even notice. And when I do notice it’s too late to fix it by then so I beat myself up about it for ages. That counts, right?

Anonymous:
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3. The person who’s arms I’d like to be in

What a tough question.

Haha, not!

I say Seymore because seriously guys, have you ever felt how soft he is? It’s insane. Though he’s not much of a hugger, so.. I don’t know who else would want to hold me instead??

Anonymous:
33.

33. What I love most about myself

Hmnh… Well, to be honest, I love pretty much everything about myself! Haha.. I’m perfect, in my opinion, so what’s not to love? ;P

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Thanks for the compliment though!
;)

Thanks for the compliment though!

;)

Anonymous:
Might that person be Seymore, Cortez?

Haha, ok guys. You got me. I hate losing so to win this challenge I gotta post and answer this, right?

Alright.

Yeah.

It is.

Anonymous:
Do you ever use your own tail to masturbate?

Wouldn’t you if you had the option?

But the answer is yes.